November 2009
1 post
10 Vehicles That Could Help us get to Work Faster
Traffic is a bitch (like those girls from The Hills) and it surely ruins all our chances of getting that much desired promotion from the big boss. Here in Manila the word traffic has come to mean vehicles piled on top of each other never knowing when they will be able to move again and in my opinion we should have never trusted a singing fool to solve this urban disease.
So since we Filipinos are...
October 2009
16 posts
10 Signs Your Kid Will Become the Next President...
They say our destinies are written before we were even born. To become someone we dream to be, we should start fresh and young. Athletes rule the playgrounds, artists write crayons on the wall and policemen take money from their mom’s wallets without permission starting from age 3. So I’ve compiled this guide to see if your baby will be the next ruler of this forsaken country.
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The Long Wait
A short story I wrote..
“Don’t worry, be happy..” kept resonating in my head. I kept playing Bobby McFerrin’s cool and soothing voice paired with an infectious reggae beat that would make anyone tap his feet and bob his head to the tempo. Yet, these sounds coming out of my IPOD were not enough to quiet the different voices arguing in my mind.
The clock makes a funny sound similar to...
“What is the difference between politicians and Willie Revillame? Well, one is a...”
– Neil the King of the World
The Philippine Government is a Laughing Matter
What does an episode of South Park and the Philippine Government have in common? Well for one, both are senseless and funny. One has cartoon kids talking crap while the other has a lot of selfish and ambitious bastards talking which are full of crap. Our political arena is so funny that one would happen to mistake a senate hearing for an episode of Wowowee. The vast array of personalities (or...
“There are two kinds of people in this world, Some are honest, open-minded and...”
– Neil the King of the World
“I’ve had things easy because I made things easy”
– Neil the King of the World
“People who see limitations before possibilities lack the balls to see if their...”
– Neil the King of the World
History's Most Eligible Bachelors
Love is truly a very beautiful thing. It enables people to experience that sudden rush of emotion that makes the music sound sweeter, the wind much fresher and that cold leftover bowl of instant noodles taste better. It is a combination of different hormonal and chemical responses that make people under the spell of love radiate a certain glow of joy, contentment and ecstasy. But like that much...
“It easy to become popular nowadays. Just film yourself doing something...”
– Neil the King of The World
Philippine Electoral Candidates Simplified
I have a feeling this guy runs our country
The Elections are fast approaching and as expected politicians all over the country are jumping enthusiastically and are as excited as 9 year-old boys waiting for Santa Claus. Christmas started earlier than usual this year as we have aspirants (or which I call them vote whores) giving away Christmas presents as early as January. There is little to...
“If the world turns its back on you, don’t fret, It is your chance to kick...”
– Neil the King of the World
Electoral Deathmatch: How We Should Redesign Our...
Now that’s how you should settle an argument!!
We all know that the Philippine Government is the biggest failure second only to Manny Paquiao’s singing career. It is one giant heap of every wrong thing that should not be done with regards to running a modern country. If our government goes back to school, I’d say it would flunk the first grade trying to match the names of...
Digging Up blogspot →
Old posts on blogspots for people who would like to know what my problem is.. the old site of Neil is the King of the World
If the Nobel Isn't So Noble
Let’s see if anyone can pull of a Kanye West During Obama’s Nobel Speech.
So here’s the deal; A nobel prize is the Oscars of the Statesmen, the Grammys of the Scientists and the American Idol of the world leaders. It is like an international Spring Break without the booze, the boobs and the bong, leaving only lunatics gathered in one place. World figures fight over this...
Hello Tumblr!
Just like a corrupt politician who loves to grab everything he can set his eyes on, I am motivated to spread sarcasm and nonsensical hate to the still virgin pages of Tumblr. Similar to Manny Villar branding every shirt, packed lunch, bottled water and adult diaper, I am keen on leaving a mark on this recent discovery. I’ll pee on tumblr like a dog marking his territory through the same...